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Big dog in the driver's seat of car

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 Dog in the driver's seat

 

 

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Below are some of the captions that others have sent in. Can you think of a caption? Click here to send it in by email.

"You are drunk, I'm driving..."

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"Whassamadderwidyabud ? Quit starin' at me...even though I did it here !"

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"Home, James, and don't spare the horses!"

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"If they don't get a move on my Doggie Holiday Camp will be full........I love my holiday camp"

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"C’mon dad, Me and you both know that we should run over that cat next door."

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"You touch, you die!"

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"I dare you. GO ON, I DOUBLE DARE YOU. Just touch the car & see what will happen to you!"

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"Please don't ask me to drive; no one taught me, and you can't teach an old dog new tricks."

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"Before I go, let me say it again: I love you! and will be back."

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"That poodle girlfriend of mine always takes so long to get dressed – will have to trade her in for another breed."

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"Please it is too cold to go for walkies, I would rather drive thank you." 

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"If you don't get into the car now, you can all stay and I will be on holiday all by myself!"

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Jesus, take the wheel! 

"You want a piece of me? Go ahead, make my day!"

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"Who is in the driver's seat of your life? Is it God, or is it you?"
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"I'm not asking, I'm driving, and we are going to church today"

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"My master said I should eat anyone who called, "Hi, Jack!"

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"If I carpooled, I could use the HOV lane in this Rush Hour traffic."

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" Does it look like I can reach the peddles?"

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"Who said dogs can't drive?"  
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"No my name is NOT Baby Jakes and I am NOT taking you anywhere so leave me alone!"

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"I meant to say, dear officer, Did you drink your Calmetts before you take me for my drivers licence test?"

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"Oh dear! I'm in trouble again, aren't I?"

"No offersher, I wasssshh not drinking en drivink...." 

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"...But she won't even look at me unless I have my own wheels!"

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Short story:

Doug was busy driving along when the cops pulled him over and asked for his license....

"License please!" said the police officer...

"Do I look like I care what you want?" replied Doug..

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"Oops, I guess I should not have pressed THAT button! So how does it work again, it looked so easy when the master did it"

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"Wonder if she's gonna take me with, in case not, I'll just sit."

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"Come, try to take this car!"

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"PLEASE let there not be any road blocks on the way to the doggie parlour!"

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"Dad's gonna be real mad if he sees me here... but he's gonna be even madder if he sees what I've left here..."

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"You gonna hand me the keys buddy?"

 "Which button again?"

 "Safety belts please!"

 "Umm...pass me my license"

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"Gee ! These humans think we can do everything!"

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"She left the keys in the car again!! If somebody decides to pinch this car, I wonder who she will miss the most, me or the car!"

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"Up for the ride of your life, sweet cheeks!"

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Dachshund sleeping on mattress he's just shredded

Pic Name: Dog tears Mattress

The dog dug holes in the mattress. What is he thinking?

"Now I KNOW there are no mice or other rodents in that mattress!"

 

kitten lying on back holding baby's drinking bottle in paws

Pic Name: Cat & bottle

At 10 months, Cheeky is still sucking on this empty bottle using it as a dummy.  She loves sucking on it and kneading with her front paws.

"I’m quite sure if I tilt it this way I’ll get the last drop – I wonder if mommy’s going to give me more?”

Send your caption. What is the cat thinking?

 

Milk is great stuff - ask any newborn kitten or puppy. They waste no time in finding a teat to pummel and suck to get as much milk as they can. We should be like that with the Bible! "As newborn babes, desire the genuine milk of the word, so that your faith  can grow!" 1 Peter 2.2.
Free Bibles: Read or search the Bible online in Zulu, Xhosa, or English (free) www.bibles.co.za Also, free cellphone Bibles: Download from m.bibles.co.za. English, Afrikaans, Sotho, Tswana, Xhosa & Zulu.

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